The Failures of Crash Tag Team Racing - Square Eyed Jak

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  • jacob mynenko
    jacob mynenko  1 months back

    I love how when you’re “crushed by Uranus”, the planet they used was clearly Saturn. So the joke is even more forced

    • Conrado Javier
      Conrado Javier  1 months back

      Stop Dissing the Sega Saturn.

    • Brodiero- Solar
      Brodiero- Solar  1 months back

      jacob mynenko

      i know

    • PatrickCervantez
      PatrickCervantez  1 months back

      Saturn turned Uranus into a gape.

    • Sheriff Duncan Flynn
      Sheriff Duncan Flynn  1 months back

      XD

    • jacob mynenko
      jacob mynenko  1 months back

      Duddridge1 Nah, that’s honestly way more clever than another misplaced anus joke. Even just “sat on” would be corny but clever and a lot more in line with the fact that it’s clearly Saturn. But no, we need it shoved in our face a million times how Uranus sounds like your anus

  • Torkuma Ugbah
    Torkuma Ugbah  3 days back

    you should try playing the game on the emulator its 10 times better than playing it on an actual console

    • JamesPlaysGames95
      JamesPlaysGames95  6 days back

      so i've had many questions about this game.
      1. who created those chickens and passadima? were they created by cortex or brio, or did the creators just think anthro characters existed in this world?
      2. what the hell is that Wumpa guy thingy?
      3. where is aku aku? he's not even a power up
      4. why can you only play as 8 characters? it gets boring again and again and again seeing the same guys on every generic race track.
      5. why is N.Gin blue and now talks like Egor?
      6. why are the powerups and levels so generic?
      7. why did the developers reuse the same coin sound from Simpsons: Hit & Run??

      • Rose Supreme
        Rose Supreme  7 days back

        That thing you said about CTTR content being in CTR:NF... there was clearly a trailer involving said content released like a month before this review. Sorry if I sound like an arse, I thought you would be up-to-date on the news for this game.


        More CTTR karts are coming in future Grand Prix events, as well as Nina, Von Clutch, Pasadena, Chick, Stew and Willie, who've been datamined. Chick and Stew are already in the game as reporters for the Grand Prix events.

        • Fiz
          Fiz  1 weeks back

          Kinda discrediting a bit since you gave Twinsanity a pass and that games just as kiddy.

          • Oskar Osys
            Oskar Osys  1 weeks back

            I fucking loved this game

            • Sam Taiwo
              Sam Taiwo  2 weeks back

              I don't mean offence by this, but part of the reason game franchises and genres go stale is because game developers always feel forced to market to their hardcore fan base who often or not don't seem to like change or appreciate an attempt of making a brand new format. This game had so much potential but it was just refined and giving it a 4/10 is doing just doing away with all that potential. Why do you think Fortnite went viral just as shooters were getting stale and slowly dying off like in the fps genre?
              Honestly if they made a sequel to this game, but heavily refined it, it could potentially be a real legendary game, you just have to have vision.
              It's a shame when game reviewers do a bad job at making it clear the difference between concept and execution. Execution may be off but as a concept is far more interesting then any kart racer I have played till date.

              • Judge Angels
                Judge Angels  2 weeks back

                Can we get a PS4 remastered graphics for Crash Tag Team Racing

              • Ltc productions
                Ltc productions  2 weeks back

                I loved this game as a kid, but I didn’t know it was supposed to mainly be a racing game I thought it was a Platformer and racing game second

                • Cao Ang
                  Cao Ang  2 weeks back

                  *How do we go from a little girl, to a phacking prostitute?*

                  • Mr. Bandicoot
                    Mr. Bandicoot  2 weeks back

                    Look at the thumbnails for each of your crash racing games revisit video the slow descend of crash racing games and square eyed jak's sanity

                    • Xek
                      Xek  3 weeks back

                      ... It might be deep shit but H O L Y S H I T T H E s o u n d t r a c k

                      • Redthechamp
                        Redthechamp  3 weeks back

                        Coco orgasm
                        *S U P E R N U T*

                        • William
                          William  3 weeks back

                          I always at least liked Twinsanity and CTTR over WoC and NK. I think the former two were at least risky failures that attempted to bring some new ideas to the table and be their own things, even if the execution is laking, rather than just run what ND did into the ground and end up safe and forgettable.

                          The Titan game were like so god damn different on the other hand I think they went too far, hence why everyone did, and still does hate them.

                          • Ceasar the meme bunny
                            Ceasar the meme bunny  3 weeks back

                            although this game has flaws, i still enjoyed this game as a kid and as a grown up

                            • Mr. Derp Man 2
                              Mr. Derp Man 2  3 weeks back

                              *S L U T T Y N G I N*

                              • Realm Of Chaos
                                Realm Of Chaos  3 weeks back

                                I thought this game was actually fun but definetly not better than CTR. And I agree that this game had some weird humor in it compared to the original games

                                • XpertGreek Gamer
                                  XpertGreek Gamer  3 weeks back

                                  Thestimpyland summarised this game best in his (fucking perfect) crash of the titans review. "It had good racing, but it was overwhelmed by stupid bullshit." At least it's not as bad as cnk. I still have fun playing this dumbass game. Tiki turbo and labrea car pits are my fav tracks from this game, i hope they make it into ctrnf. Same goes for all the costumes and crash's first vechile. (Also bring back n.brio, nina Koala Kong and Velo)

                                  • XxdbladexX
                                    XxdbladexX  3 weeks back

                                    Loved the original review jak! Glad to see youve made an update!

                                    • The SkrubLords
                                      The SkrubLords  3 weeks back

                                      I actually loved this game as a kid

                                      • Horror Shadow99
                                        Horror Shadow99  3 weeks back

                                        I think if this game gets a sequal to it, the title of the game should be "Crash Tag team racing 2: Blast off to Uranus"




                                        God, why is the OG game full of URANUS jokes.


                                        I suppose I should make my Anus Big and put a URANUS sticker over some flex tape on it.


                                        Show this comment to Phil Swift for the Memes.

                                        • Hecc
                                          Hecc  3 weeks back

                                          I always had fun playing as crunch and mowing down everyone else

                                          • Benjamin Goodman
                                            Benjamin Goodman  3 weeks back

                                            Same, I especially loved his weapon! It was very useful to obliterate the opponents

                                        • Xxspaceman85xX
                                          Xxspaceman85xX  3 weeks back

                                          Loved that game. Cart games are boring as shit (drift left, boost, drift right, boost) it’s a dead concept. Your opinion is too loud.

                                          • lavaloon
                                            lavaloon  4 weeks back

                                            Where is the nitro fuled review ?

                                            • Sarasaland Subserviant
                                              Sarasaland Subserviant  4 weeks back

                                              So Jak, you upset that Your Ginormous Fucking Uranus wasn't included in CTR Nitro-Fueled?

                                              • Fiddly Diddle
                                                Fiddly Diddle  4 weeks back

                                                How to win.

                                                1) Clash with N-Gin for his overpowered rocket launcher.
                                                2) Never use up all ammo for one weapon to stop the A.I from separating from you.
                                                3) Just as you're about to cross the finish line, unclash so you get pushed ahead with a mini boost.
                                                4) Win.

                                                • FlubberGaming05
                                                  FlubberGaming05  4 weeks back

                                                  Why hasn't Jak uploaded any videos since this video was made?

                                                  • Aixall
                                                    Aixall  4 weeks back

                                                    This game needs a remaster

                                                    • nic tse
                                                      nic tse  4 weeks back

                                                      so worth to play ?

                                                      • Chef
                                                        Chef  4 weeks back

                                                        The shortcuts have a target inside of them you need to hit, then the track will change

                                                        • Joones
                                                          Joones  4 weeks back

                                                          Oi this guy is really fuckin weird

                                                          • Jamari Yates
                                                            Jamari Yates  4 weeks back

                                                            Hey Jak I have been a long time fan. When I was 7 I used to watch your videos with my brother who had all the crash games on ps1. Could you consider reviewing harry potter and the socerers stone for ps1 or ps2.

                                                            • Leon S. Kennedy
                                                              Leon S. Kennedy  4 weeks back

                                                              I found this game pretty good.

                                                              • Leon S. Kennedy
                                                                Leon S. Kennedy  4 weeks back

                                                                Well I don't care. ~ Dr. Neo Cortex.

                                                              • EuGeniius
                                                                EuGeniius  4 weeks back

                                                                Leon S. Kennedy it's like top 5 worst crash games.

                                                            • Baley Watkins
                                                              Baley Watkins  4 weeks back

                                                              in my opinion all the other crash racing games were boring but tag team is the best in my opinion.

                                                              • Richie Osborn
                                                                Richie Osborn  4 weeks back

                                                                Did you know?

                                                                This game was gonna be developed by Traveller’s Tales, but once again, they were denied a racing game.

                                                                The only content of CTTR coming to Crash Team Racing Nitro Fueled are the cars and the characters, Nina, Von Clutch, and Pasadena. Oh and also Chick and Stew.

                                                                • Lee Mitchell
                                                                  Lee Mitchell  4 weeks back

                                                                  This man just completely shitted on my child hood. im sad now. thsi was myy shit on psp play it for hours

                                                                  • Dieter Roos
                                                                    Dieter Roos  4 weeks back

                                                                    Youtube’s AI cannot understand Australish ... that’s why you get away with it all 😬

                                                                    • Athas
                                                                      Athas  4 weeks back

                                                                      I had to play this in 1.5 speed holy fuck you talk slow

                                                                      • WH250398
                                                                        WH250398  4 weeks back

                                                                        Huh? Didn't you have a slim Ps2 first?

                                                                        • Ir0n Gamer
                                                                          Ir0n Gamer  1 months back

                                                                          Review skylanders trap team

                                                                          • Gundamruss Gaming
                                                                            Gundamruss Gaming  1 months back

                                                                            Great video Jak the work you put into your videos is awesome. Keep up the great work mate.

                                                                            • Liam Tui
                                                                              Liam Tui  1 months back

                                                                              Play it with friends next time

                                                                              • Jorgie El yeeter
                                                                                Jorgie El yeeter  1 months back

                                                                                Anyone else got sad at the fact that we won't get a remake or a second game of hit and run?

                                                                                • Wingal [MrEvil]
                                                                                  Wingal [MrEvil]  1 months back

                                                                                  Sounds like teen titans go! Trying too hard to be funny. -w-

                                                                                  • TOOKAH37
                                                                                    TOOKAH37  1 months back

                                                                                    I heard Beenox is going to incorporate CTTR characters and tracks into Nitro Fueled, haven't played Nitro Fueled yet obviously, but, I think the way they got rid of antigravity in the CNK tracks, I am excited to see how they shape the CTTR tracks into a CTR mechanic friendly game. I am excited to see the characters, but, see Beenox get rid of the stupid humour, except for that dumb fuck pumpkin mascot, he needs that stupid humour, don't like the character too much, but, that suits his personality, amd I wouldn't be surprised to see him and a few more unexpected CTTR characters than Von Clutch, Nina and Pasadena make their way into Nitro Fueled, especially with GP mode.

                                                                                    • Althy
                                                                                      Althy  1 months back

                                                                                      This was my childhood as a 11 year old and I would spend hours and hours into it on the PS2



                                                                                      even though I got all of my data reset

                                                                                      • CookieBurger
                                                                                        CookieBurger  1 months back

                                                                                        u talk lyk a.i daddy <3

                                                                                        • Skellybur Columbus
                                                                                          Skellybur Columbus  1 months back

                                                                                          I think the only reason why I'm Defending CTTR was just how much fun I had playing this when I was a kid from racing, to even having a Nostalgia trip. I bet you, that If this game came out on 2019 but just with modern graphics, I would probably shit on it too.

                                                                                          But Because I had just a lovely time of 2007-2009, that I could care less if the game was good or bad, because I was that one Weird and Oblivious kid, and I was enjoying myself. The only real problem that I truly had was just the Ninja Penguins everywhere and the Masked guards having the exact same height and the exact same structure. I would say that the Platforming was more boring then it was for me racing, and I don't exactly know why. I don't think as Modernly as other people do, nor do I think like how the Majority of people think. It was just a much simpler time for me.
                                                                                          Pasadena and Crunch were my 2 most favorite Racers, and I legit thought that you can Unlock Willy Wumpacheeks as a bonus character, for 100% Completing the game.

                                                                                          For a game that was so mediocre for you to even saying that it's a bad game, I can see that. I would say that it was meant for kids and kids only (Minus the Coco sex noises, because holy shit I barley even noticed it when I was a kid.) I didn't mind the Bonus chickens everywhere. I thought that some of the Skins were Clever or Cool, such as Mad Crash for example, and I even liked the music. Hell, I even enjoyed the Bowling mini game, where game challenges you to complete over a rigged bridge that you had to cross with. But now that I'm older, It definitely did not age well, and I can understand to were you're coming from. It really is a very Mediocore and bland game if it wasn't for my bizarre choice of Nostalgia Goggles. For you, I probably just had bad tastes of games without me noticing it, but i just didn't gave a shit.