Mr. Flare Explains: The Virgin Mary

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  • Published: 12 December 2018
  • While Captain Disillusion recovered from world travels, Mr. Flare took it upon himself to thoroughly deconstruct a video on his own.
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Comments • 2 968

  • Cristero Warrior
    Cristero Warrior  2 days back

    Lens flares aren’t made from flesh so good luck on trying to reincarnate until you can incarnate

    • jonytf
      jonytf  4 days back

      Yo vine aquí por los del supositorio

      • Cobalt Jester
        Cobalt Jester  5 days back

        I know why the video looks so bad. My work colleague made it, well sort of. Originally, she did a much better job. but when we sent the sample to them with the bill of £1200 they refused to pay, even though we quoted them £1500. They said they now only had a budget of 500 Euro's and as she had already done the majority of the work she took the the cash, deleted the project and then gave the original files, and £20, to the intern to remake it. Hence the shitty quality.

        • austin fernando
          austin fernando  6 days back

          fake...buddha too skinny and he doesn't even look chinese, more indian or something, amateurs

          • NicktendoDS
            NicktendoDS  7 days back

            I hate this bc I literally saw the faked video of the buddha statue being passed around twitter a few weeks ago and didn't know it was fake

            • FortuneZero
              FortuneZero  1 weeks back

              In the words of a wise guy on the internet: "Hey, thats pretty good."

              • Lenard Segnitz
                Lenard Segnitz  1 weeks back

                The flood has plenty of cues that it is at most a foot deep. The Buddha is floating on it with no sign of scraping the bottom giving the distinct impression that the statue is as dense as styrofoam or blow-up doll. Unless you want to plead special-weighted bottom this Buddha needs to bob around quite a bit in response to the wind.

                • ƤƠƦƘ ƤƖЄ
                  ƤƠƦƘ ƤƖЄ  1 weeks back

                  How on Earth were people stupid enough to think that video was real. Then again, there are people that honestly think the Earth is flat sooooooo...

                  • Jay Straw
                    Jay Straw  1 weeks back

                    0:42 once a 120th* of a second

                    • Tony Tweedy
                      Tony Tweedy  2 weeks back

                      I love you Mr Flare ❤️🌷

                      • TheEudaemonicPlague
                        TheEudaemonicPlague  2 weeks back

                        The music at the end reminds me a great deal of the music Mike Jittlov used in The Wizard of Speed and Time...so famously green, too. Coincidence? More likely, it's just been too long since I last watched it.

                        • Mario Luna
                          Mario Luna  3 weeks back

                          3:53 ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE MY A...... just made my day!

                          • Doggo Tube
                            Doggo Tube  3 weeks back

                            So this is where that meme came from

                            • Jago Tes IQ
                              Jago Tes IQ  3 weeks back

                              but now I'm afraid it's time for me to go kids..miss that

                              • Aleks Morawski
                                Aleks Morawski  3 weeks back

                                1:46 just look at the unnatural way how this statue is keeping the eye contact with the camera and you can instantly say its face
                                EDIT: and the statue is low resolution so it looks like shit compared to everything else in vide

                                • Susanna Ton
                                  Susanna Ton  3 weeks back

                                  *crying*

                                  • grexxiogd gd
                                    grexxiogd gd  3 weeks back

                                    0:45 Hahahaha

                                    • robert dyer
                                      robert dyer  3 weeks back

                                      u mr flare have to be stupidest thong ever y dont u just posses him

                                      • Konka Bass
                                        Konka Bass  4 weeks back

                                        So YOU'RE the one that redid it with Buddha.

                                        • John Woodell
                                          John Woodell  4 weeks back

                                          What about this? https://twitter.com/sidatkins/status/1152138681081352194?s=21

                                          • Hicham Q
                                            Hicham Q  1 months back

                                            That buddah looks like a dick

                                            • Emilian Lafer
                                              Emilian Lafer  1 months back

                                              WAS THAT LAST PART A TALE OF PRINCESS KAGUYA REFERENCE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
                                              I love this show

                                              • Ratboy2004
                                                Ratboy2004  1 months back

                                                Thanks. You're really entertaining. Up there with Month Python!

                                                • LOLLOTRYBYTROLLO 00
                                                  LOLLOTRYBYTROLLO 00  1 months back

                                                  I can tell that's fake because Venice doesn't have roads, cars or modern buildings like the ones in the video
                                                  (i live near Venice)

                                                  • flyingcow 567
                                                    flyingcow 567  1 months back

                                                    Thanks to you i feel bad for my iphone

                                                    • Bharath Joshua
                                                      Bharath Joshua  1 months back

                                                      mrflare is like monika bruh

                                                      • Oldie-Wan Kenobi
                                                        Oldie-Wan Kenobi  1 months back

                                                        Despite lens flare being used only 13% of the time, lens flare commit 53% of murders of once great sci fi franchises.

                                                        • haòn sesom
                                                          haòn sesom  2 months back

                                                          HAHAHAHA ARTIFICIAL INTELEGENCE MY A-

                                                          • haòn sesom
                                                            haòn sesom  2 months back

                                                            I feel sorry for the comuter at 3:53

                                                            • Anna Marfa
                                                              Anna Marfa  2 months back

                                                              At first watch I thought it was real but I watched it again.. damn it so fake lol

                                                              • DaRealPanda
                                                                DaRealPanda  2 months back

                                                                THAT VIDEO WAS YOU?! Wtf

                                                                • Conor
                                                                  Conor  2 months back

                                                                  Mr. Flare is the best!

                                                                  • Spida
                                                                    Spida  2 months back

                                                                    The Buddha edit repost (featuring the Canned Heat song) was watched by Etika on a livestream. RIP man. #JoyconBoyzForever

                                                                    • Ranit Bhowmick
                                                                      Ranit Bhowmick  2 months back

                                                                      RIP Mr. flare

                                                                      • Genius by Design
                                                                        Genius by Design  2 months back

                                                                        :( I feel so inferior

                                                                        • Unreal Redo
                                                                          Unreal Redo  2 months back

                                                                          4:49Reminds me of the music video of Orbital - Illuminate

                                                                          • David Siriani
                                                                            David Siriani  1 months back

                                                                            Wow, apparently a person named David Grey helped make that song, funny.

                                                                          • David Siriani
                                                                            David Siriani  1 months back

                                                                            I think it was this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtFCNu9x1IQ&list=PLbVR9CYC3pDENWxW1i1rGQjqXU8c-tbLp&index=30
                                                                            It would make sense with the visuals.
                                                                            That video does have lens flare everywhere in it though, and intriguingly both songs have a sort of emotional irony, being more disturbing than they would seem. hmmm, neat.

                                                                        • xX_epikman6969420_Xx
                                                                          xX_epikman6969420_Xx  2 months back

                                                                          I’m gooooooing up the country

                                                                          • RJTech
                                                                            RJTech  2 months back

                                                                            anyone eles think Mr.Flare sounds like Johnny Five

                                                                            • SWSimpson
                                                                              SWSimpson  2 months back

                                                                              you should have stuck to the floating virgin mary icon

                                                                              • The Kaiser
                                                                                The Kaiser  2 months back

                                                                                What proof do you have that Mary was really a virgin? I say all this virgin giving birth business is fake!
                                                                                Why don't you debunk this Jesus Christ myth and throw some light on the above?
                                                                                I smell a sinister sausage here.

                                                                                • Mare carrier
                                                                                  Mare carrier  2 months back

                                                                                  I lived those floodings hahaha

                                                                                  • Leo
                                                                                    Leo  2 months back

                                                                                    I thought JJ Abrams was holding Mr. Flare hostage for his reboots. Well there goes that theory,

                                                                                    • Quast
                                                                                      Quast  2 months back

                                                                                      He's dead!?
                                                                                      Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

                                                                                      • TalesFromThe Wasteland
                                                                                        TalesFromThe Wasteland  2 months back

                                                                                        Instructions unclear, lens flairs are now 9mm bullets

                                                                                        • odiouspariah
                                                                                          odiouspariah  2 months back

                                                                                          Mr. Flare reminds me of Err from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

                                                                                          • Marios Bairaktarhs
                                                                                            Marios Bairaktarhs  2 months back

                                                                                            I love HIM!

                                                                                            • alvin Ip
                                                                                              alvin Ip  2 months back

                                                                                              virgin Mary is actually a box a garbage, best line ever

                                                                                              • Kids Tab
                                                                                                Kids Tab  2 months back

                                                                                                plz debunk this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjCT9EmSF-Q