Joe Rogan - My Dog Could Probably Kill Me If He Wanted To


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  • Nick Graf
    Nick Graf  7 minutes back

    No fucking way. Dogs are the furthest thing from dangerous to a grown man. Used to work in an SPCA, could’ve easily merked any dog there with my bare hands, even the pit bulls and dobermans. A grown man is bigger, stronger, and so much smarter than a dog.

    • Conor McMullen
      Conor McMullen  40 minutes back

      Okay, Joe's and idiot.

      • WeaboFace YT
        WeaboFace YT  43 minutes back


        • Nick Clark
          Nick Clark  2 hours back

          Joe "28 days later" rogan

          • Clint .R
            Clint .R  2 hours back

            Haha sorry but full rage 70lb golden is going to die if it tries to kill me.

            • christopher keeter
              christopher keeter  2 hours back

              No he could not ..

              • southchum101
                southchum101  2 hours back

                “My dog loves everybody, but yeah if wanted to, he could probably kill me” - Joe DMT Rogan.

                • Michael Reyes
                  Michael Reyes  2 hours back

                  This dude says the dumbest shit its unbelievable

                  • ojay Z
                    ojay Z  3 hours back

                    i have 3 dogs two caucasians, and a rottweiler, they CAN kill me, stopped them fighting once saw blood, after i stopped em, i realised the fear if they just turned on me,

                    • nicolas cryer
                      nicolas cryer  3 hours back

                      A fight for your life, you'd win, it'd just be a bad day lmao

                      • Buffalol
                        Buffalol  4 hours back

                        no way. People are overestimating dogs. If it was live and death I could fuck a golden retriever up. Sure he's probably gonna bite me, yes I probably need stitches, but that dog will be fucking destroyed.

                        • Kevin Walker
                          Kevin Walker  4 hours back

                          Joe Rogan's dog - Half dog. Half crocodile. Half Komodo dragon. Half honey badger. Half a stoned grizzly bear. Half a DMT charged up angry snow leopard.

                          • Yetti Man
                            Yetti Man  4 hours back

                            If you lock me in a cage with 100 lb dog and and say fight. Im pretty sure im going to win, and im just a regular guy. I think most people get hurt by being defensive. Trying not to get bit. Being offensive is the option break its legs and kick it to death. Poke out eyes. That kinda stuff

                            • Snoop
                              Snoop  5 hours back

                              Joe should come with me on my Fedex route I’ll show him some mean labs. Majority are good though

                              • Dario Cotto
                                Dario Cotto  5 hours back

                                I call bullshit I’ll kill the fuck outta a dog 😂😂

                                • Mr. Vunts
                                  Mr. Vunts  5 hours back

                                  joe"im your daddy" rogan

                                  • PedanticTwit
                                    PedanticTwit  6 hours back

                                    My doberman loves literally everyone he meets. He immediately leans up against them, and if they make the mistake of sitting down, he tries to act like a lap dog. He's nearly 80 lbs. of solid muscle, though, and most people don't know how to handle that.

                                    • next up
                                      next up  7 hours back

                                      You could easily fuck up one dog like ya it would bite you but you are twice his size could easily choke him come on Joe are you a pussy?

                                      • HikesWithMyDog
                                        HikesWithMyDog  7 hours back

                                        My Boerboel is 165lbs and I know he could kill me anytime he wanted.

                                        • DiZZLE D
                                          DiZZLE D  7 hours back

                                          YouTube: How satisfied are you with this notification?

                                          Me: Hella Satisfied. I got your back playa.

                                          • DiZZLE D
                                            DiZZLE D  7 hours back

                                            It’s a new feature where YouTube asks you to rate the notification and it helps joe to spam very satisfied.

                                            Just so y’all know.

                                        • shadowxoxx
                                          shadowxoxx  8 hours back

                                          This spinning side kick of joe rogan could probably kill the biggest dog on earth.

                                          • VelocyTaptor
                                            VelocyTaptor  8 hours back

                                            Bruh if joe rogan kicks a pitbull in the face it would be dead 😂

                                            • bear532
                                              bear532  12 hours back

                                              I’ve thought about this plenty of times and I disagree. In a one one fight to the death vs a dog (good sized dog) I think most adult males would would win if there was no fear involved. Dogs usually bite and latch on. Unless he bites your neck or an artery you’ll have time to punch, kick, poke eyes, or strangle him. Sure you’ll get ripped to shreds in the process, but in a fight to the death I’d put my money on a person.

                                              • jesse williams
                                                jesse williams  13 hours back

                                                I’d wager I could take most dogs 1 on 1 in a fight to the death

                                                • hank
                                                  hank  16 hours back

                                                  hi, had a dog today that had to get put down because his mental state was deteriorating from getting ran over as a puppy before we got him. he’s a boxer poodle mix, and has the muscle capability of a 14 year old boy. literally a 40 inch vert. had to get put down because he was gonna get so dangerous. legitimate threat to lives.

                                                  • Wolfen
                                                    Wolfen  16 hours back

                                                    By the time I return from the basement my dogs throw a welcome-back-party like I’ve been 10years in Vietnam.

                                                    • Jakob Dvorken
                                                      Jakob Dvorken  16 hours back

                                                      0:40 rogan surprise bark

                                                      • Jayce Garcia
                                                        Jayce Garcia  17 hours back

                                                        Roe “It’s Hilarious” Jogan

                                                        • Christian Merasty420
                                                          Christian Merasty420  17 hours back

                                                          Same his names rex

                                                          • Cream of Jew
                                                            Cream of Jew  18 hours back

                                                            all my dogs have been labs and retrievers and none of them have growled or barked at anyone, they were always the sweetest dogs ever. then one day this guy i went to high school with came over and my yellow lab went crazy trying to attack him, then he got arrested 2 days later for killing his girlfriend’s baby in the name of Satan... never thought dogs picking up on negative energy was real until that happened

                                                            • TylerMorris
                                                              TylerMorris  18 hours back

                                                              Hey motherfucker!!

                                                              • jimmy walter smith the 3st

                                                                didnt know joe fuck a dog

                                                                wtf thats fuck up

                                                                so he fuck a dog to get his dog thats why hes the daddy

                                                                humans has gone to far to fuck a dog so they can be a daddy to a dog

                                                                fucking americans

                                                                • Darth Padre
                                                                  Darth Padre  19 hours back

                                                                  Who is this guest?

                                                                  • Ray
                                                                    Ray  20 hours back

                                                                    “We watched her do it.” Lmao

                                                                    • Valerie Edwards
                                                                      Valerie Edwards  20 hours back

                                                                      Joe Rogan on Marshall Rogan:

                                                                      “I’m his Daddy”


                                                                      • its me Marky
                                                                        its me Marky  21 hours back

                                                                        Lmaooo this is exactly something I would hear from joe rogan 😂😂😂🤦🏻‍♂️

                                                                        • William Jansma
                                                                          William Jansma  21 hours back

                                                                          You should get Dana white on your podcast

                                                                          • jmgmarcus
                                                                            jmgmarcus  21 hours back

                                                                            Yeah, no.

                                                                            • Jacob Bermudez
                                                                              Jacob Bermudez  22 hours back

                                                                              Miniatures Schnauzers are in my opinion the best dogs to be part of the family

                                                                              -Don’t Shed
                                                                              -Not to big or small (up to your knee)
                                                                              -Live long if kept healthy (16 years)
                                                                              -Guard and protect their owners (Bite any mf who really try to hurt you)

                                                                              And that’s why their the best dog to live with

                                                                              • TRu BLu
                                                                                TRu BLu  22 hours back

                                                                                Bullshit, Joe Rorgan could kill his dog yo. Just a solid round’side’house kick as he is running crazed at him. Unless he didn’t know the dog wanted to kill him and surprise him, but nah man, not if he knew it was coming or got bitten. He’d just fucking crush that fricken hush puppy (while whispering ‘hush puppy’)...
                                                                                He could just grab the dog by the head, drop to the floor and simultaneously drop his right elbow onto that doggies back (a full force of a solid human body coming down on the pooch, mate now way that dogs gonna go to the park the next day for an afternoon run)
                                                                                Night doggo...

                                                                                • SSPspaz
                                                                                  SSPspaz  22 hours back

                                                                                  Joe's impression of a Golden Retriever is my EXACT experience with our old yellow lab.

                                                                                  • loopba
                                                                                    loopba  22 hours back

                                                                                    Those Golden dogs are amazing

                                                                                    • Shawn Simmons
                                                                                      Shawn Simmons  23 hours back

                                                                                      GodBless to my Golden Retriever Dog Annie i miss you so much, but the last thing i ever got to do was hug her.

                                                                                      • Shawn Simmons
                                                                                        Shawn Simmons  23 hours back

                                                                                        How Can that cutie puppy ever hurt anyone lol

                                                                                        • I like Potatoes
                                                                                          I like Potatoes  23 hours back

                                                                                          115 lbs cat could kill you but a dog? Maybe a pack.

                                                                                          • Luke Lenord
                                                                                            Luke Lenord  23 hours back

                                                                                            I have a Belgian mal who is the exact same she loves everyone

                                                                                            • Matthew Pollard
                                                                                              Matthew Pollard  24 hours back

                                                                                              If he got that rage virus in him after all the dmt I’m sure he could kill me

                                                                                              • Xmzy
                                                                                                Xmzy  24 hours back

                                                                                                “Golden retrievers only kill squirrels”
                                                                                                You know I believed that too. That was until my golden retriever brought a full size fucking turkey to our porch.