Hosts Share Their Worst Stories Of House Guests Who Will Never Be Invited Back Again (r/AskReddit)

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  • Milo ballz101
    Milo ballz101  5 hours back

    Someone who ran up my internet bill

    • SportsRGreat
      SportsRGreat  6 hours back

      Your mom. She clogs the toilet every time she uses it

      • K N
        K N  1 days back

        During a Christmas party at my house, this one lady brought her annoying kids (without asking), who proceeded to run around the house screaming and roughhousing, slamming doors and crap. The girl managed to drop a plate absolutely STACKED with cocktail wieners and meatballs onto the carpet then wouldn't clean it up so the mom had to do it. At one point, the boy jumped into a lazy boy that was up against a wall and spent ten minutes rocking in it so hard it was hitting the wall and taking chunks out of the drywall. For some reason my mother, who's house it was, wouldn't tell them to just leave despite all this. Those hellions were awful...

        • Rosie stewart
          Rosie stewart  1 days back

          the women's circle in my church met in each others' homes. one of the women had a glass of water in her hand at all times, drinking nonstop, and making frequent bathroom trips. i was in my kitchen, preparing to bring a tray of refreshments to the living room for my guests. the thirsty woman came into my kitchen and opened the cabinet where i keep glasses. i stored my prescriptions next to my glasses, and as she took down a glass, she also picked up one of my prescriptions. "what's this for ?" she asked. we had known each other all our lives, so i answered frankly---"depression." she gave me a horrified look, and said, "you're addicted !"

          • Robert Bogan
            Robert Bogan  2 days back

            Clicked becuase the pepe looks like me

            • Reking Memes 2.0
              Reking Memes 2.0  2 days back

              I have a friend, let's call her Maria. So Maria was in my kitchen with me and my mom. My mom asks her to tidy up and Maria kicks her up her behind. My mom later said she ain't coming back

              • AlexTheMenace
                AlexTheMenace  2 days back

                My cousins came over for a few days, I have a lot of art tools cause drawing is my hobby, these two girls(10 and 8) took markers and drew 'lipstick' on any character they saw on TV, let their little brother chew an eraser, drew all over my sketch pad, repeatedly tried to put a movie CD into my Xbox and brought out my tennis rackets to play in the middle of my room, directly in front of the TV. Those girls...

                • Richard Samuelson
                  Richard Samuelson  2 days back

                  An 18-year-old boy who stays on the computer practically all day long playing on Minecraft servers, is incredibly loud, never does chores and rarely makes his own food.


                  Yes, my younger brother is classified as a 'guest' by myself. If I could, I'd boot him out for the volume and for the lack of chores.

                  • Silver Star
                    Silver Star  2 days back

                    My ex friend raped my older sister when he was staying with us while his parent were getting a divorce

                    • sO gUyS wE dId It
                      sO gUyS wE dId It  2 days back

                      5:10 I would be PISSED if I was the bf

                      • Ban Kidz Bop
                        Ban Kidz Bop  2 days back

                        When my mom was pregnant with me & living with my dad in Rhode Island, my dad’s younger sister stayed with them for a while (maybe a year or so i cant remember) and she payed her rent but she was a complete slob. And when she eventually moved out, she didnt even bother cleaning her room. She left it a mess for my parents to clean up.

                        Even today she’s still a slob. She and her husband have a 1 year old and are living in their own house now. When my mom went to visit them, the place was an absolute mess. She told me she could literally not see an inch of the floor because of everything thrown about. The thing is, their baby daughter is at that stage where she can crawl now and is putting everything in her mouth. So just leaving her house like that is really dangerous for their kid.

                        • Cole Teets
                          Cole Teets  3 days back

                          My roommates douchebag friend brought another guy over and they argued over politics and religion. My roommates eventually leave to get food and I'm left alone with the guy that took his cig break outside but kept arguing with the door open. He eventually went and got a cricket bat out his car and started brandishing it like he was about to swing it to the back of the of douchebags head. I decided to go to bed and lock my door.

                          • Latifah Gordeeva
                            Latifah Gordeeva  3 days back

                            It woukd have to be my niece. I love her to death but shed bring her trash friends.

                            • Dylan Carroll
                              Dylan Carroll  3 days back

                              I love the “Go on...” it like the person what like “you can’t just leave it there.”

                              • Gabby E
                                Gabby E  3 days back

                                best friend is now ex best friend. Being a bitch, not paying for anything in the house while spending money on other shit, not paying for rent or utilities, bitching at us despite living for free, taking advantage of kindness, not taking care of her responsibilities that would get her out of our house. She lasted 3 months too long.

                                • Pie 4life
                                  Pie 4life  3 days back

                                  Making your own mom pay rent ? Or even expecting that? Smh you might as well just kill urself cuz without her you wouldn’t be alive

                                  • ColCoal
                                    ColCoal  4 days back

                                    Peepoos?

                                    • TwistedMicrowave
                                      TwistedMicrowave  4 days back

                                      Guess one of the very spare upsides of having literally no social life is, that this will never happen to me. So... Yay!

                                      • MUSCLE MUSCLE HUSTLE HUSTLE

                                        My worst guest ever was one of my cousins. She invited herself over and decided to stay overnight because earlier that month her dad and sister came by but she was at home at the time and didn't know about it. So she decided she had to come over. Since she is one year younger then me, my mom told me she had to go out and hang with me and i didn't really have a choice so we went for a walk and she asked me to bring her to cafe's and such places. Keep in mind i was 12 at the time, i never went out to such places and since i refused to go with her, she decided to stay where she was and refused to go home with me. I come home and left her, because the brat didn't want to go. I wish i haven't left her because i almost got a beating from my parents and they grounded me for a week. She came back to our place herself and nothing happened to her but i will never forget in how much trouble this brat got me into. Also, her mom died of cancer while she was really young and always made herself to be a victim because of it and that's how she became an annoying brat in the first place. Still hate her guts.

                                        • MysticKoolaid808
                                          MysticKoolaid808  4 days back

                                          Really? Wake up your friend and ask where the bathroom is. Even go outside into the bushes. Shit in a fucking trash bag. Anything but shitting under your friend's basement stairs and leaving it there!

                                          • littlewoodimp
                                            littlewoodimp  4 days back

                                            "I have no idea how long he was in there, but he left his spoon in the sink."


                                            That's the one line of a stranger's conversation you overhear when you're getting off the bus, and for the rest of day you find your mind coming back to wondering, "WTF was *that* all about?!"

                                            • joe Yaz
                                              joe Yaz  4 days back

                                              1st story.
                                              take off your pants and your panties shit on the floor. It's time to get schwifty

                                              • BurritoBear
                                                BurritoBear  4 days back

                                                That one guy may be onto somethin with that whole "aliens altered our DNA to help us evolve faster."

                                                • George soros
                                                  George soros  4 days back

                                                  Caucasian nightmare

                                                  • Aidedwarrior 24
                                                    Aidedwarrior 24  4 days back

                                                    i laughed so hard because destiny is such a grindy game

                                                    • Lane Lee
                                                      Lane Lee  4 days back

                                                      My cousin had a boyfriend just like that destiny one but he thought birds weren’t real

                                                      • Knee Caps
                                                        Knee Caps  4 days back

                                                        On the 2nd story when he said “play on my Xbox” I already KNEW something was about to happen

                                                        • Mazimai
                                                          Mazimai  4 days back

                                                          First date stayed at his house the night and never left. I'm married to him now lol

                                                          • kdesi23
                                                            kdesi23  4 days back

                                                            I’m adopting the word “peepoo” 😆

                                                            • Random Demon
                                                              Random Demon  4 days back

                                                              Not mine but my great grandma's friend stayed at her house and ate everything in the cupboard. He had no job and was an all around dick.

                                                              • Matthew Trenchik
                                                                Matthew Trenchik  5 days back

                                                                Although the selection of stories here are on point, I just simply cannot deal with that automated computer voice! Come on dude, get a quality microphone and narrate these with your actual human voice, please!

                                                                • Ovegrow120
                                                                  Ovegrow120  5 days back

                                                                  This bitch came to fuck and just stayed to chill! After one day i had enough! Best story bro, i feel for you.
                                                                  Idiot

                                                                  • Nick Jones
                                                                    Nick Jones  5 days back

                                                                    Another shitty guest I had I ended up pushing down a flight of stairs and getting him arrested.

                                                                    I speak in a calm monotone and am generally passive about shit that doesn’t matter (to me) which some people mistake as me not having a backbone because I’m not making a big deal about trivial bullshit THEY care about.

                                                                    I’d moved in with my mom to help out with groceries, save money, and help my little brother eat on a daily basis instead of worry about food. The 3 of us went to the food bank that day and brought home enough to feed 3 people for about a week. So it was just enough to survive if we rationed it out which we usually did so we could use our money for the car and rent and so forth.

                                                                    This jackass comes over and just walks into the kitchen and grabs a fucking Klondike bar. I’m like “whoa there buddy, put that back. You didn’t ask and those are for special occasions. We’re kinda poor.”

                                                                    He says he’s a guest in my house and I should be more hospitable. I take it from his hand and put it back in the freezer. I tell him to leave, he’s not welcome in my home.

                                                                    He walks within an inch of my face and says “Don’t get beat up in your own... Aaaaahhh fuck, shit!!! Ow grumble..”
                                                                    I assumed he was going to say “Don’t get beat up in your own home.” But I pushed him down the stairs before he could finish, then closed and locked the door and called the cops.

                                                                    Cops come upstairs and my younger brother, our other friend who was over, my mom, and I tell them what happened. Dipshit who threatened me got arrested for stealing our food AND assault.

                                                                    • popee the bitch
                                                                      popee the bitch  5 days back

                                                                      ONE OF THESE GUYS GOT THEIR UTERUS REMOVED

                                                                      •   5 days back

                                                                        Had a girl come sleep at my house and a few days later found out I had lice

                                                                      • Alexzander
                                                                        Alexzander  5 days back

                                                                        I remember pet sitting for my cousins and trying to remain calm for an entire week thinking oh no, the rabbit is dead and its all my fault" rabbit was fine the whole time it was easy but seemed too easy and i panicked

                                                                        • Jorden Henderson
                                                                          Jorden Henderson  5 days back

                                                                          A dude named Ron Christopher Lucky jr !!!

                                                                          • Dani D
                                                                            Dani D  5 days back

                                                                            4:25 sounds like a parent getting revenge on the kid

                                                                            • Mrs. W
                                                                              Mrs. W  5 days back

                                                                              I guess I don’t feel that bad that I don’t have a guest room. Lmao. No visitors no mess.

                                                                              • betty lott
                                                                                betty lott  5 days back

                                                                                my middle sons ex girlfriend and her kids they eat and pile the dishes in the sink let them kids splash water all over my floor i'm very outspoken and my son asked me to sugar coat everything i said to her i told my kid i'm not mary poppins and a spoonfull of sugar aint gone make this shit any nicer when i speak to her

                                                                                • Cyrax116
                                                                                  Cyrax116  5 days back

                                                                                  i'll make this short
                                                                                  A friend of my dad lived in our house some weeks, he brought his dog, at the next day, all the chickens of the little farm of outside were dead, and some wounded, we kicked both, the dog and the guy

                                                                                  edit: i forgot something: he prepared chicken the last night, or next morning? well i dont remember well it was like 10 yrs ago

                                                                                  • Christian Rothwangl
                                                                                    Christian Rothwangl  5 days back

                                                                                    Me

                                                                                    • Aria Cherry
                                                                                      Aria Cherry  6 days back

                                                                                      I let my best friend and her boyfriend I openly hated stay at my place (I lived with my parents) for a night as they were kicked out of his parents house. He pissed on 4 rolls of quiltin 3ply Shea butter triple length toilet paper.

                                                                                      • Herbert Norkus
                                                                                        Herbert Norkus  6 days back

                                                                                        My ex wifes cousin who masturbates constantly...one nite we got a pizza and he put his hand right in the box....needless to say, i did not eat that nite. When he left, if you went in the room where he slept with an ultra violet lamp, the entire room glowed.

                                                                                      • kylefer
                                                                                        kylefer  6 days back

                                                                                        A coworker just jumped up on my couch and started grinding his dirty cowboy boots into them cushions looking me right in the eye as he did it and says "Fuck Yo Couch! Buy another one ya rich motherf*ker!!" After wailing on his legs until they broke I let him crawl out of the house and never invited him bacc.

                                                                                        • Darina Angelova
                                                                                          Darina Angelova  5 days back

                                                                                          Good. That shitstain deserved that and worse.

                                                                                        • salma the idiot
                                                                                          salma the idiot  5 days back

                                                                                          kylefer you literally broke his legs? isn’t that assault??

                                                                                      • U.S.A.F
                                                                                        U.S.A.F  6 days back

                                                                                        One time some kid came over to my house. Stole money from my brother bought sprite and Pepsi and mixed it together. When he was out of money he asked for more. Yeah didn’t end to well for him.

                                                                                        • Warren Cotton
                                                                                          Warren Cotton  6 days back

                                                                                          I think I would have a problem taking care of a lizard in exchange for house-sitting, but I would tell the people up front.

                                                                                          • Tumblr Xxx
                                                                                            Tumblr Xxx  6 days back

                                                                                            When I was a kid a girl and her sister came to my house and they both took the heads off my dolls and broke one of my toys like wtf who told them that they can do that?